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1 FREAKY Boulevard, Tel Aviv-Yafo 6100000, Israel
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Tokyo, Japan [APAC HQ]
FREAKY Tower 47F, Marunouchi, Chiyoda
Gothenberg, Sweden [NORDIC HQ]
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03/14/1998 CoolDude847
Awesome site!!! The scrolling text is SO cool. FREAKY rules! :-) :-) :-)
07/22/1999 EnergyFan99
i work in the energy sector and i have NEVER seen technology like this. is this real???? buying stock tomorrow!!!
08/29/1999 MJ_KingOfPop
This energy is dangerous. This energy is FREAKY. I love it. Hee-hee! Shamone! ⚡⚡⚡ Keep making the world a better place.
01/03/2001 SkepticalSteve
This violates thermodynamics. There's no way this works. I'm calling the physics police.
01/04/2001 [FREAKY_ADMIN]
@SkepticalSteve - The physics police called us back. They said we're fine. They also bought stock. Get freaky or get out. 😎
11/18/2003 xX_DarkEnergy_Xx
just wanted to say this is the freakiest website ive ever seen. keep it up!!! *~*~*~*~*~*
05/30/2007 Anonymous
[This message was removed by FREAKY Legal Team - Reason: Insufficient freakiness]
09/12/2015 GreenEnergy4Life
Just toured the Negev facility. I cried. Actual tears. The future is HERE and it is FREAKY.
03/03/2018 ye
this the most innovative company on earth rn. FREAKY is what i been saying for YEARS. kinetic yield is the new wave. im investing everything. FREAKY SEASON APPROACHING
03/04/2018 ye
also whoever designed this website is a genius. this is art. the yellow text. the blue. i want this energy at my next show
06/17/2019 belledelphine
omg this website is soooo retro i love it 💕 selling my bathwater was cool but selling UNLIMITED ENERGY?? thats way freakier than me honestly. respect.
06/18/2019 [FREAKY_ADMIN]
@belledelphine - Thank you. Please do not sell FREAKY branded bathwater. Our legal team is watching.
11/02/2021 hannahowo
wait this company is actually real??? i thought it was a meme page at first but you guys actually POWER CITIES?? thats insane. the website goes so hard tho fr fr
04/20/2022 soogsx
ngl i have no idea what kinetic yield means but this website makes me feel like im in the matrix and i fw that heavy. also the guestbook is adorable lol 🖤
08/08/2023 ye
im back. just toured the reactor. changed my life. FREAKY is GOD LEVEL. everyone else is playing checkers while FREAKY playing 4D chess with atoms
02/14/2024 [FREAKY_ADMIN]
Reminder: the guestbook is NOT the place to submit job applications. Use the contact form. (It won't work either, but still.)
09/30/2024 hannahowo
came back to say i bought FRKY stock after my last guestbook post and its up like 200%. this guestbook is financial advice now apparently
01/15/2025 soogsx
ok i finally googled what kinetic yield means and im SHOOK. you guys are literally harvesting the vibration of atoms?? that is the freakiest thing ive ever heard
04/01/2026 ye
FREAKY x YEEZY collab when. im serious. kinetic yield sneakers. shoes that generate power when you walk. call me.
04/02/2026 [FREAKY_ADMIN]
@ye - ...our legal team will be in touch. (Dr. Rafa said "maybe.")
04/08/2026 marin_cos♡
OMG this website is SO COOL!! its giving like... retro sci-fi cosplay vibes?? i wanna cosplay as a FREAKY reactor technician SO BAD. does anyone have reference pics of the uniforms?? also "advanced kinetic yield" would be such a fire cosplay prop name lol ⚡💕
04/08/2026 marin_cos♡
UPDATE: i made the reactor core out of LEDs and resin and it GLOWS. gojo-kun said it looks accurate. posting pics on my page soon!! #freakycosplay
04/10/2026 roxanne_wolf
...I do not fully understand this "kinetic yield" but the energy output numbers are impressive. 847 petawatts is... acceptable. I could use this to train longer. Also the website colors remind me of home somehow.
04/12/2026 002_darling
darling~ this company is named FREAKY? thats MY thing. i was freaky before freaky was a corporation. but i respect the energy. literally. 847 petawatts could power a franxx for eternity. call me. ♡
04/14/2026 POWER_SAMA
THE GREAT POWER HAS ARRIVED TO SIGN THIS BOOK!! YOUR "KINETIC YIELD" IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MY BLOOD POWER!! but... the numbers are big and i like big numbers. POWER APPROVES. also your website hurts my eyes. i love it.
04/15/2026 [FREAKY_ADMIN]
Why are there so many anime characters in our guestbook. This is a real company. We have a $1.2 trillion market cap. Please take us seriously.
04/19/2026 yunomiles
i just mass produced 847 petawatts in my basement no cap. freaky industries copied ME. im the original kinetic yield. i been freaky before freaky was freaky. also this website go crazy hard im not gonna lie
04/19/2026 yunomiles
just dropped a song called KINETIC YIELD its going platinum. every stream generates 0.003 watts. im basically a reactor at this point
04/20/2026 [FREAKY_ADMIN]
@yunomiles - We ran your claims through our verification system. Results: inconclusive. Dr. Rafa wants to meet. Please stop posting.

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